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amsterdamnedd:

it’s been ten years and i still think this is one of the best plot twists in history

gunslingerannie:

europeansdomusicalsbetter:

stockade:

You’re welcome

This is the most useful thing I’ve ever reblogged.

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freedomisalengthofrope:

dave-vriska:

enfeebler:

naathaaaly:

Reason why I hate cats. They’re so scary.

#Reasons why I hate babies #they do this and everyone blames the pet

THE BABY SMACKED THE CAT WHY ARE YOU BLAMING THE ANIMAL

The fuck is wrong with you that kid had it coming

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cana-mochi:

roomnumber203:

deathflowers:

fatgirlfriendtofitwife:

music-sav3s-liv3s:

bye-chemical-romance:

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

every-one-is-mad-here:

thenapturalone:

cthulhupeelz:

cyanidewhore:

sociopath-red-pheasant:

rogueabdl:

his-blithe-handmaid:

husbandsir:

Jesus woman! Get around the corner! 

Go on baby girl! Get ‘im!

Id quit playing my game for sure!

You look beautiful, don’t be shy!

Omg, she is so precious.

C’mon girl, you’ve got him in your back pocket. Any man would drop his controller once he saw you. :D

I love this post. I am so happy that it is back on my dash :-)

This is the reason why i fucking love tumblr, I love you all. Anyway, go get him Beautiful! :) 

people, you are talking to a picture.

So? If someone sees it and it gives them a bit more confidence, does it matter how the image is constructed?

This made me incredibly happy

I needed this. I hate dressing up in stuff for my man because I feel fat and disgusting. This is freaking adorable, I could use more stuff like this.

This girl is so gorgous!

Hubba hubba.

Reblogging again because seeing these comments make me feel good ;u;

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naughtywater:

spoookyscary:

After succumbing to a fever of some sort in 1705, Irish woman Margorie McCall was hastily buried to prevent the spread of whatever had done her in. Margorie was buried with a valuable ring, which her husband had been unable to remove due to swelling. This made her an even better target for body snatchers, who could cash in on both the corpse and the ring.

The evening after Margorie was buried, before the soil had even settled, the grave-robbers showed up and started digging. Unable to pry the ring off the finger, they decided to cut the finger off. As soon as blood was drawn, Margorie awoke from her coma, sat straight up and screamed.

The fate of the grave-robbers remains unknown. One story says the men dropped dead on the spot, while another claims they fled and never returned to their chosen profession.

Margorie climbed out of the hole and made her way back to her home.

Her husband John, a doctor, was at home with the children when he heard a knock at the door. He told the children, “If your mother were still alive, I’d swear that was her knock.”

When he opened the door to find his wife standing there, dressed in her burial clothes, blood dripping from her finger but very much alive, he dropped dead to the floor. He was buried in the plot Margorie had vacated.

Margorie went on to re-marry and have several children. When she did finally die, she was returned to Shankill Cemetery in Lurgan, Ireland, where her gravestone still stands. It bears the inscription “Lived Once, Buried Twice.”

Mazing

l1br4:

finejeeze:

letsallbrotogether:

popionopio:

namethief:

My Horcruxes

Well played. 

I’m in tears

Oh I don’t think that last one will be a problem.

fuckIGN CHRIST